Is your favorite artist’s fanbase literally falling apart at concerts? Well, Noah Kahan just had to spell it out for everyone, honey.
The 29-year-old singer-songwriter took to X (formerly Twitter) this weekend to deliver what might be the most unusual—and frankly, ICONIC—PSA we’ve ever witnessed from a major artist. “If you have to poop at a show please, dear god, just go to the bathroom,” Kahan wrote on Saturday, June 27, with the kind of exhausted energy that only comes from witnessing something truly unforgettable on the road.
But wait, there’s more! In a moment of pure relatability that has us absolutely LIVING, Noah added: “LMAO I’ve pooped my pants as much as the next 29-year-old.” Translation? Even HE gets it. The man understands bodily functions, ladies and gents. This wasn’t judgment—it was a gentle (okay, slightly sarcastic) nudge from a tour veteran who’s clearly seen things.
Let’s be real: the Great Divide Tour has been absolutely PACKED with fans eager to witness Noah’s acoustic goodness in person. But apparently, some concert-goers have decided that holding it in is the ultimate power move? The audacity! The lack of self-care! Noah had to literally beg people to use basic facilities. This is where we are as a society, folks.
The internet, naturally, went FERAL over this tweet. Fans were cackling in the replies, sharing their own concert bathroom horror stories, and praising Noah for his brutally honest approach to tour life. Some users joked that this is the most important concert PSA since “don’t bring weapons,” while others applauded him for normalizing what is essentially… using the bathroom like a functioning human.
What makes this even MORE hilarious is that Noah delivered it with such theatrical desperation. “Dear God” wasn’t just a casual expression—it was a cry for help from a man who’s probably seen the aftermath of someone’s regrettable bathroom decisions in the pit.
This is what happens when artists actually connect with their fans: they get comfortable enough to address the messy (literally) reality of live music. And honestly? We’re here for it. Noah Kahan just became even MORE iconic in our books. His ability to blend vulnerability with humor while essentially saying “for the love of all that is holy, PLEASE use the restroom” is chef’s kiss.
So if you’re heading to the Great Divide Tour, take notes: bring water, bring snacks, and most importantly—BRING YOURSELF TO THE BATHROOM WHEN NATURE CALLS. Noah’s counting on you.
What do you think? A) Noah’s request is completely reasonable and people should listen B) This is hilarious and every artist should be this honest about concert etiquette