Is Tucker Pillsbury, aka Role Model, finally ready to stop playing games with his love life? Because honey, he just dropped the ultimate confirmation that Dakota Johnson isn’t just another rumored flame—she’s officially his muse, his babe, and apparently his musical muse too!
After absolutely MONTHS of playing coy with paparazzi and giving us absolutely nothing but steamy sidewalk strolls and suspiciously intimate coffee dates, Role Model has decided to confirm the relationship the only way a musician knows how: by literally putting Dakota Johnson ON his new album ‘Chuck Timely & The Hourglass.’ Talk about a glow-up announcement! The singer initially tried to dodge questions about the cameo during his press tour, but we all know what that means—guilty as charged, bestie.
Let’s be real: this is the most extra way to say ‘I’m taken’ we’ve seen all year, and frankly, we’re living for the drama of it all. Instead of a simple Instagram post like normal people, Tucker decided to immortalize his romance in vinyl form. The actress—who has literally dated everyone from Timothée Chalamet to Trace Jerrod—has clearly found her match in this mysteriously cryptic musician. And we have to admit, the couple has been absolutely adorable during their secret romantic getaways around the city.
Sources close to the situation say Role Model was initially hesitant to confirm anything publicly, probably because let’s face it, celebrity relationships are about as stable as a house of cards in a hurricane. But Dakota apparently convinced him that their love story deserved to be shouted from the rooftops—or at least from the track listing of his new album.
Fans are absolutely FREAKING OUT on social media, with some calling it the most romantic gesture in music history, while others are convinced this is just brilliant marketing. Either way, we’re getting the content we deserve, and honestly? We’re not mad about it. The couple has officially entered that territory where they’re both confirming their relationship to the world, and that’s when you KNOW things are getting serious.
What do you think? A) This album cameo is the cutest love confirmation ever! B) Role Model is just using Dakota for clout and album sales!