Is there a single eligible celebrity in Hollywood who HASN’T slid into Chrishell Stause’s DMs at this point?

The “Selling Sunset” queen has collected high-profile exes like they’re limited-edition Birkin bags — and honey, the receipts are absolutely stacked. Let’s start with the OG heartbreak: Matthew Morrison. Yes, THAT Mr. Schuester from “Glee.” They got engaged in 2007 when Chrishell was barely legal and he was… well, Matthew Morrison. She dodged a jazz-hands bullet when they called it quits before the altar. Thank the lord for small mercies.

Then came the soap opera royalty era. Enter Justin Hartley, her “Days of Our Lives” co-star turned real-life husband. The pair said “I do” in 2017, serving major power couple energy at every red carpet. Then BAM — November 2019. Justin filed for divorce citing “irreconcilable differences” via text message, allegedly. VIA TEXT. The “This Is Us” star blind-sided our girl while cameras were rolling for Netflix, gifting us the most iconic ugly-cry scene in reality TV history. Chrishell handled it with more grace than most of us would after a bad Tinder date, let alone a televised divorce.

But our resilient queen didn’t stay down. She pivoted HARD — enter G Flip, the non-binary Australian drummer who makes Chrishell look at them like they hung the moon. They met at a Halloween party (Chrishell as a vampire, G Flip as… a drummer, obviously), sparked instantly, and eloped in Vegas by May 2023. The PDA is aggressive. The Instagram tributes are daily. The matching tattoos are permanent. Chrishell even wrote a whole children’s book inspired by their love story. We’re obsessed, we’re invested, and we’re slightly jealous.

From soap studs to rockstar royalty, Chrishell’s type has evolved from “tall, dark, and problematic” to “authentic, inked, and emotionally available.” Growth? Yes. Entertaining? Absolutely. The only question left: who’s next on the roster?

What do you think? A) Chrishell and G Flip are endgame goals B) She’ll be engaged to a billionaire tech bro by 2026

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