Did we REALLY think this three-month fling was going to last? Girl, please! DWTS pro Sasha Farber and Pretty Little Liars alum Janel Parrish have officially thrown in the towel on their whirlwind romance, and honey, we’re not even a little bit shocked.
The 42-year-old dance extraordinaire and the 37-year-old actress decided to part ways after a mere 90 days of coupling up, and frankly, that’s practically a lifetime in celebrity dating standards. Us Weekly confirmed the split on Tuesday, July 28, with People getting the exclusive scoop first because apparently that’s how the gossip game works. The two had apparently crossed paths through their entertainment industry connections, but clearly their chemistry fizzled faster than a expired sparkler at a Fourth of July party.
Let’s be real—three months is basically the celebrity equivalent of a weekend fling. We’ve seen frozen dinners last longer in freezers! While neither Farber nor Parrish has publicly spilled the tea on exactly what went wrong, sources close to the situation are probably working overtime to craft the most diplomatic breakup statements known to mankind. Translation: we’ll get vague quotes about “different life paths” and “wishing each other the best.”
The internet, of course, has already weighed in with their hot takes. Reality TV fanatics were here for the brief romance while it lasted, with some fans on social media expressing surprise that DWTS fans didn’t get more time to ship this pairing. Others are already placing bets on who’s next for both of them, because apparently that’s what we do now instead of, you know, letting people breathe.
Sasha Farber has been a fixture on Dancing With the Stars for years, dazzling audiences with his moves and his charm—apparently not enough charm to keep this relationship spinning, though. Meanwhile, Janel Parrish built her rep on PLL and various reality television appearances, so she’s certainly no stranger to the Hollywood dating carousel. One thing’s for sure: this split is proof that even when you’ve got rhythm and good looks, sometimes the love just doesn’t have the right tempo.
So grab your popcorn, because if there’s one thing we know about celebrity breakups, there’s always more drama lurking around the corner. Stay tuned, GossipWorld readers!
What do you think? A) They ended things too quickly without giving it a real shot B) Three months was the right amount of time to realize they weren’t compatible