Is Jax Taylor the most calculated manipulator to ever grace reality television, or are we just finally catching on? Because honey, Kristen Doute is here to spell it out for us, and she is NOT mincing words.
The Valley’s queen of chaos couldn’t resist weighing in on the absolutely WILD situation involving everyone’s favorite problematic Bravo bad boy and his new romance with publicist Lori Krebs. But here’s where it gets absolutely unhinged: Lori is LITERALLY Brittany Cartwright’s former publicist. We cannot make this up, darlings. The tea is piping hot, and Kristen is serving it with all the attitude we’ve come to love.
During her appearance on Watch What Happens Live on Wednesday, July 22nd, the 43-year-old reality star didn’t hold back one iota. “To me, this is not about Jax. Jax is so diabolical… like, of course,” Kristen declared with the kind of exasperation only someone who’s watched Jax’s antics for years can muster. Translation? She’s basically saying that Jax being a messy, calculated mess is absolutely on-brand for him at this point. The shock has worn off. The real scandal? Everything else about this situation.
And honestly, she has a point. This isn’t just about Jax playing the field post-separation—it’s about the absolutely AUDACIOUS choice to get involved with someone who literally represented his estranged wife. The optics! The disrespect! The sheer arrogance! It’s giving vindictive energy, and Kristen is reading it for filth.
The fact that Kristen is calling out Jax’s strategic behavior rather than focusing solely on his new relationship speaks volumes. She’s essentially saying, “We all know Jax is going to Jax, but let’s talk about how calculated and frankly cruel this particular move is.” And THAT’S the real conversation everyone should be having.
Brittany has been relatively quiet about the whole situation, but you know she’s probably seething behind the scenes. Her FORMER publicist? Really? The layers of betrayal here are enough to make anyone’s head spin faster than one of Jax’s infamous meltdowns.
This is what happens when you combine Jax’s legendary lack of boundaries with his desperate need for control and attention. It’s a recipe for absolute chaos, and frankly, we’re here for the drama—even if it’s absolutely messy and morally questionable.
What do you think? A) Jax is being deliberately cruel and calculated, just like Kristen said B) This is just Jax being Jax and everyone needs to move on already