Is there anything messier than a tech power couple’s messy breakup playing out on corporate letterhead?

Kara Swisher, the sharp-tongued queen of Silicon Valley gossip, dropped a bombshell Tuesday on her “Pivot” podcast: she’s begged her agent to shred her CNN contract, which doesn’t even expire until the end of 2026. The reason? Her ex-wife, journalist Nellie Bowles, just signed on as a contributor at the same network. Talk about awkward watercooler moments.

Swisher, never one to mince words, called the situation “untenable” and “a conflict of interest” — though she stopped short of spelling out exactly what went down between the former power couple. The pair, who share twin sons, split in 2023 after nearly two decades together. Since then, both have kept relatively quiet about the private details. Until now.

Insiders say CNN brass are “scrambling” to keep both women happy, but Swisher’s ultimatum puts them in a lose-lose position. Lose their most recognizable tech voice, or alienate a rising star political correspondent? The network reportedly offered to keep them on separate shows, different floors, maybe even different time zones. Swisher reportedly laughed.

Twitter — sorry, X — erupted immediately. “Kara Swisher choosing pride over a CNN paycheck is the most Kara Swisher thing ever,” tweeted @TechBroTherapy. Another user wrote: “Nellie Bowles didn’t survive the New York Times culture wars to get pushed out by her ex on CNN. Let them cook!” Meanwhile, Pivot co-host Scott Galloway stayed conspicuously silent, probably wisely.

Swisher’s contract reportedly pays mid-seven figures annually. Walking away from that kind of money over personal principle? Either incredibly brave or incredibly petty — depending on which side of the group chat you’re in.

What do you think? A) Kara’s right — nobody should work with their ex B) She’s throwing away millions over drama

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