What in the actual horror movie is happening in Iowa?!
Yanser Batista Daby just took “toxic relationship” to a terrifying new level, darlings. According to court docs obtained by KCJJ, this 34-year-old allegedly kicked down his estranged wife’s door, grabbed a pair of scissors — SCISSORS — and stabbed her multiple times before making his grand escape on… an e-bike. An E-BIKE. The getaway vehicle of champions, clearly.
Police tracked him down faster than a TikTok trend dies, finding him hiding at a nearby residence. He’s now cooling his heels in Johnson County Jail on charges including attempted murder, first-degree burglary, and willful injury. The victim survived and was hospitalized — thank every deity — but the psychological scars? Those don’t come with a discharge summary.
Twitter/X is absolutely losing it. “Scissors? An e-bike? This reads like a fever dream,” one user posted. Another: “Domestic violence isn’t content. Stop making jokes.” Valid. The affidavit paints a picture of escalating terror that’s nothing to gossip about — yet here we are, because the algorithm demands it.
What do you think? A) This coverage trivializes domestic violence B) Public awareness outweighs tone concerns