Ever wonder what happens when a Pink Ranger and a New Kid on the Block try to leave Sin City in a hurry? Spoiler alert: the runway wins.

Amy Jo Johnson and Donnie Wahlberg are counting their blessings — and probably their frequent flyer miles — after their private jet decided takeoff was merely a suggestion at Las Vegas’ Harry Reid International Airport. The aircraft failed to get airborne, skipped the whole “flying” part entirely, and crashed straight into a perimeter fence. Because nothing says “Vegas exit strategy” like redecorating airport infrastructure with a Gulfstream.

Johnson, forever our OG Pink Power Ranger, took to Instagram with a shaken but grateful post: “Happy to be alive. Don’t take a single second for granted.” Wahlberg, ever the Boston-bred protector, reportedly stayed calm throughout the ordeal — likely because he’s survived worse things. Like “The Happening.” Sources say both stars walked away without serious injury, though their luggage may have seen more action than a stunt double in a Michael Bay film.

Fans are spiraling. “NOT THE PINK RANGER,” tweeted one devotee. Another wrote, “Donnie Wahlberg surviving a plane crash is the most Boston thing ever. He probably yelled at the fence.” The FAA and NTSB are investigating, because apparently “driver error” doesn’t apply when the driver is a jet with two A-listers aboard.

What do you think? A) They should stick to commercial flights like the rest of us B) This is the Power Rangers reunion origin story we never knew we needed

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