Ever wonder why every A-lister suddenly has lips that look like they’ve been kissed by a hydration angel?
Insiders are whispering that Thirteen Lune’s very own brand, Relevant, just dropped a Peptide Lip Oil that’s basically liquid gold in a tube. The curated beauty destination — famous for championing underrepresented founders — launched this glossy miracle worker, and Hollywood’s elite are already hoarding it like it’s the last seat at the Met Gala. Sources say the formula packs peptides for plumpness, oils for shine, and zero stickiness. Translation: your lips look juicy, not gluey. Major win.
One Beverly Hills aesthetician — who absolutely did not sign an NDA — claims three Oscar nominees added it to their pre-red-carpet kits last week. “It’s the only thing that survives a martini lunch,” she spilled. Meanwhile, a certain reality star’s glam squad reportedly cleared out the entire first restock. The waitlist? Longer than the line for Cronuts in 2013. Thirteen Lune’s founder, Nyakio Grieco, is staying tight-lipped (pun intended) on specific names, but she did tell us the shade ‘Universal Clear’ is flying off shelves faster than a PR apology.
Fan reaction is predictably unhinged. TikTok beauty sleuths have already dupe-hunted the ingredient list. Reddit threads are debating whether the peptide concentration actually does anything or if it’s just marketing pixie dust. One commenter wrote, “I bought two. My rent is late but my lips are thriving.” Iconic behavior.
What do you think? A) Holy grail status — I’m buying three B) Hard pass, my $8 drugstore balm works fine