Is Elizabeth Holmes trying to turn her prison cell into a victim costume closet?!
The Theranos queen bee just dropped an ominous tweet that’s got the internet buzzing faster than a lab technician with a busted centrifuge. On Friday, September 25, the 42-year-old fraudster-in-orange-scrubbies declared, “I don’t get angry often. Tonight, I am,” before launching into a sizzling rant about her kid’s “health and safety” being compromised by some unnamed sinners. Honey, we’re pretty sure your poor baby’s biggest health risk right now is getting visited by a parent who’s serving time for swindling investors out of hundreds of millions. But sure, Jan – let’s blame everyone else for your financial carnival gone wrong.
Holmes, who was sentenced to over 11 years in the slammer for her role in the spectacular Theranos collapse, sure knows how to make a scene even behind bars. The cryptic post has followers speculating whether this is her way of throwing shade from her concrete cell block suite. One user wrote, “Girl, if your child’s safety was actually that big a concern, maybe don’t tweet about it from prison while your ex-husband is doing his time?”. Another joked, “At this rate, we’re expecting a Netflix docuseries called ‘From Lab to Jail: A Parent’s Worst Nightmare’.”
The internet is absolutely *spicy* about this drama-tea. Some are calling it a desperate bid for sympathy, while others think she’s just as delusional as her fraudulent blood-testing devices. Either way, one thing’s for sure – Elizabeth sure knows how to keep herself relevant, even if it’s from behind bars. We’re betting her next tweet will be about how the prison cafeteria food is threatening her nutritional sovereignty. Stay tuned, drama lovers!
What do you think A) She’s genuinely concerned about her child’s wellbeing B) This is just more performative victim behavior from a convicted fraudster