Did the prop comedy king just pull his most dangerous disappearing act yet?

Carrot Top — born Scott Thompson, the ginger-haired, muscle-bound maestro of trunk comedy — was rushed to a Las Vegas hospital over the weekend following what sources close to the situation are calling an alleged suicide attempt. The 59-year-old headliner, famous for his residency at the Luxor and a prop collection that would make a hoarder blush, was found unresponsive in his suite early Sunday morning. Paramedics transported him to Spring Valley Hospital where he remains under observation.

His management team released a statement Monday that read like a carefully crafted press release from a crisis PR firm: “Scott is resting comfortably and surrounded by loved ones. He appreciates the outpouring of support and asks for privacy during this difficult time.” Translation: the man is hurting, and the Vegas machine is spinning overtime to protect its investment.

Insiders whisper the comedian had been battling dark demons for months — the relentless grind of six shows a week, the pressure to stay ripped past 50, and the quiet isolation that comes with being a one-man brand in a city that chews up legends for breakfast. One source close to the production claims Thompson had missed two rehearsals last week, citing “exhaustion.” Another says he’d been “uncharacteristically quiet” during meet-and-greets, skipping his usual rapid-fire roasts of front-row tourists.

Fans flooded social media with a mix of shock and support. “Not the prop guy!” tweeted one follower. “He made my dad laugh for 30 years. Get better, Scott.” Another wrote: “Vegas eats its young. Glad he’s alive.” The Luxor marquee still flashes his name — shows are “temporarily postponed,” whatever that means in a town where the show must go on until the checks stop clearing.

What do you think? A) The comedy grind destroyed him — Vegas residencies are toxic B) This is a cry for help that finally got answered

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