Can you believe Kim Zolciak actually showed up to court looking stone-faced while her 15-year-old son KJ Biermann faced those absolutely devastating sodomy and sexual battery charges?
The Real Housewives of Atlanta star looked absolutely nothing short of radiant as she stood beside her estranged husband Kroy Biermann, putting on the most unbothered united front anyone has ever witnessed at a high-stakes court hearing. Newsflash: Kim actually looked more put together than most of us do on a Tuesday morning, which says everything about the level of chaos currently consuming this family.
Let’s get one thing straight – Kim’s poker face was so fierce that even the bailiff probably thought she was plotting world domination rather than watching her son potentially face serious legal consequences. The Biermann marriage, which has been teetering harder than a Jell-O mold at a rodeo, somehow managed to survive this particular storm as both parents chose to grace the courtroom with their presence.
Social media exploded faster than a fireworks factory on July 4th as fans processed the news that Kim’s youngest child was now facing charges that would make most teenagers weep into their controllers. One brave soul tweeted: ‘Kim Zolciak’s face says it all – I’ve seen more emotion from a tax audit.’ The internet, bless its chaotic heart, has been busy speculating whether this court appearance means Kim’s finally embracing her role as the family’s emotional support adult or if she’s just really good at pretending she didn’t raise a future serial killer.
What do you think A) Kim is finally growing up and stepping up as a parent B) This whole situation is a complete setup for a new reality show