Did you really think the Mendes marriage was just messy Instagram captions and passive-aggressive Stories? Honey, the receipts just hit the courthouse floor and they are scorching.
Starcasm just uncovered court documents filed by Patrick Mendes this week that read like a telenovela script rejected for being too extra. Patrick claims his wife Thais had an affair that exploded into the open back in April — because nothing says “happily ever after” like a springtime side piece revelation. But wait, it gets darker. Patrick alleges that before their split, Thais “grabbed a knife and threatened [him] with it, all while holding [their daughter Aleesi].” Read that again. A knife. The baby. The audacity.
Both parties appeared in court this week, presumably serving looks and legal arguments in equal measure. Patrick’s filing paints Thais as unhinged; Team Thais has yet to file a public response, but sources close to the Brazilian bombshell say she’s “disgusted by the lies” and preparing her own receipts. The 90 Day universe is currently vibrating. Reddit threads are melting. TikTok detectives are enhancing screenshots. Everyone has a theory, a screenshot, or a cousin who knows a producer.
What do you think? A) Patrick’s finally exposing the truth behind the filtered facade B) Thais is being villain-edited by a man desperate for custody leverage