Are you ready to watch celebrities absolutely BUTCHER the tango while we live-tweet our judgmental commentary? Because honey, Dancing With the Stars Season 35 is coming in HOT on September 15th, and we are LIVING for the chaos.
ABC and Disney+ are serving us a brand new season of sequined chaos, and let us tell you—the rumors about who’s joining this glittery ballroom are absolutely SENDING us. We’re talking A-list names that will have you screaming into your pillow, mid-level reality TV darlings desperate for a comeback arc, and at least one athlete who absolutely should NOT be near a dance floor. The network is being cagey about the full cast reveal, but Page Six is dropping hints left and right, and our sources are SPILLING like a champagne bottle at an industry party.
What’s really got us in a chokehold is the judge drama brewing behind the scenes. Apparently, there’s some TENSION in the scoring panel about last season’s controversial eliminations, and if we know anything about TV producers, they’re absolutely leaning into it. We’re expecting more eye rolls, more dramatic pauses, and more passive-aggressive comments than your aunt’s Thanksgiving dinner. Honestly? We LIVE for it.
The celebrities are reportedly in absolute PANIC mode about their training. One insider told us that several cast members are already panicking about their hip mobility, and another allegedly asked if they could just sway side-to-side for the entire season. The desperation? The anxiety? *Chef’s kiss.* This is the energy we’re here for.
Fans are already picking their favorites based on literally nothing except vibes and Twitter speculation. Twitter is doing its THING right now, with stans creating entire fantasy matchups between celebrities and professional dancers. The thirst tweets are ARRIVING, and we are documenting every single one.
Producers are also apparently planning some truly unhinged music choices and theme nights that are going to have people absolutely FURIOUS online. We’re talking potential cultural moments, potential wardrobe malfunctions, and potential meltdowns that will absolutely break the internet.
The real question everyone’s asking is simple: who’s going to completely embarrass themselves week one, and who’s secretly been taking ballroom lessons for months? The answers will shock you.
What do you think? A) The cast will be surprisingly talented this season B) It’s going to be a complete hot mess and we’re here for it