Is there a better way to get over a cheating fiancé than with a custom cake that screams petty perfection? Girl, PLEASE. Serayah just ended her engagement to Joey Bada$$ in the most public way possible, and her ride-or-die bestie came through with the most hilarious breakup dessert we’ve ever seen.
On Monday, August 24, the stunning actress dropped a lengthy breakup statement that basically called out her ex for being a serial cheater. And honey, she didn’t hold back. Serayah wrote about her “new beginning” while detailing all the betrayals that led to this moment. Joey Bada$$? He’s been radio silent, which is giving major guilty energy, if you ask us.
But HERE’S where it gets good, sis. While Joey was probably hiding under a rock somewhere, Serayah’s loyal squad showed up and showed OUT. Her bestie gifted her a custom cake that was absolutely SPICY—and we’re not just talking about the frosting. The dessert was decorated with cheeky messages celebrating her newfound freedom and independence. Because nothing says “I’m over it” like cutting into a cake that roasts your ex with every slice.
The whole thing screams “thank you, next,” and honestly? We’re living for it. This is exactly the energy we needed to see. Instead of moping around, Serayah’s surrounded herself with friends who get it—who understand that sometimes you need cake, laughter, and a little bit of shade to move through heartbreak.
Fans have been rallying around the actress on social media, praising her for not only speaking her truth but for handling the aftermath with such grace and humor. The internet is basically showering her with support, and rightfully so. She deserves a whole bakery at this point.
Joey Bada$$’s silence is deafening though. Multiple allegations of cheating? A public breakup statement? And not even a tweet? The audacity is actually impressive. But we’re here for Serayah’s glow-up era, and honestly, that’s all that matters.
What do you think? A) Serayah’s handling this breakup perfectly and deserves all the cake in the world B) Joey Bada$$ needs to make a public statement and address these cheating allegations