Is the British royal family trying to out-breed everyone else on the planet? Because honestly, Princess Eugenie and her hubby Jack Brooksbank just announced they’re adding a third little royal to their brood, and we are LIVING for the baby announcements!
The 36-year-old princess and her handsome husband—who said “I do” way back in October 2018—are already raising two adorable sons, August and Ernest. But apparently, two wasn’t enough, because these lovebirds are ready to do this whole parenting thing all over again. Talk about commitment to the craft! The couple shared their exciting news with all the enthusiasm of people who’ve clearly forgotten how exhausting newborns actually are, declaring they’re “beyond in love” with their expanding family. Aww, how sweet… and how beautifully naive!
Let’s be real: Princess Eugenie is absolutely crushing the whole “royal mom” aesthetic. She’s not your typical stuffy, hands-off royal who delegates everything to nannies (okay, maybe she has some help, but who doesn’t?). This queen is out here actively parenting while maintaining her royal duties, and we’re here for it. Jack Brooksbank, the dashing former wine merchant, also seems totally smitten with his growing empire of tiny humans. These two just keep giving us relationship goals wrapped in a layer of blue-blooded privilege.
The timing couldn’t be more perfect—or more chaotic, depending on how you look at it. While other royals are supposedly “taking it easy,” Eugenie is out here making babies like it’s going out of style. We’re talking diaper duty, midnight feedings, and the glorious joy of raising three children under one roof. Her parents, Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson, must be thrilled to welcome another grandchild into their eclectic family drama.
Royal insiders are already speculating about the baby’s name, gender, and whether this third child will finally be the girl Eugenie’s been secretly hoping for (or so the rumors go). One thing’s for sure: this baby will have an iconic name courtesy of the most creative royal naming tradition in modern history.
So what’s your take on the royal couple’s decision to expand their family? Are they absolutely inspiring, or are they absolutely insane?
What do you think? A) Eugenie and Jack are relationship goals—three kids and thriving! B) They’re brave (or crazy) for taking on three children in today’s world!