Is rib contouring the new obsession taking over reality TV, or has Alli Dore officially gone too far? The Below Deck: Sailing Yacht alumna is serving us some serious post-surgical tea, and honey, we are LIVING for the drama.
At 38 years old, Alli decided that getting her literal ribs surgically contoured was the move of the century. And she’s not shy about broadcasting her journey to Instagram’s masses. “Just under halfway at 5.5 weeks out of 12 and already convinced this is the best thing I’ve done,” she gushed on Tuesday, July 28, while thanking the team at @_snatchedwaist for their handiwork. Because apparently, when you’ve been on a reality TV show, regular exercise and healthy eating are just SO 2020.
For those living under a rock, rib contouring is basically the medical world’s answer to “I want a snatched waist but don’t want to put in the work.” The procedure literally sculpts your rib cage to create a more defined silhouette. It’s giving cosmetic surgery obsession, and we are absolutely GAGGED.
The Below Deck community is having a FIELD DAY with this revelation. While some fans are clutching their pearls in horror at the invasiveness of the procedure, others are secretly checking out the @_snatchedwaist team’s portfolio. The comments section? An absolute battlefield of opinions, with some calling her brave and others questioning whether this is really necessary for a 38-year-old woman who already looks fabulous.
What’s truly delicious is that Alli is halfway through her 12-week recovery and already convinced it’s “the best thing” she’s ever done. Girl, you’re still swollen! Give it time! But we have to admire her confidence and her willingness to document every single moment of this controversial journey. That’s the reality TV spirit we live for.
The procedure is still relatively niche in celebrity circles, but if Alli’s glowing testimonial spreads, don’t be shocked when every reality TV star is suddenly talking about their rib contouring. Because nothing says “living your best life” like surgical intervention on your skeletal structure.
What do you think? A) Rib contouring is innovative body confidence, or B) This is taking cosmetic surgery way too far?