Is there ANYTHING Kyle Cooke won’t brag about? Because honey, this man just gave us the ultimate thirst trap energy when it comes to his bedroom reputation.
During part one of the In the City reunion that aired Tuesday, July 21, the 43-year-old confirmed what we’ve all been dying to know: yes, he and Salley Carson got down and dirty—TWICE. And here’s the tea that’s absolutely piping hot: our girl Lala Kent has apparently been spreading the word that Kyle is, shall we say, exceptionally talented between the sheets. And guess what? Kyle is living for it.
Listen, in a world where men are usually TERRIFIED of their bedroom performance being discussed at brunch, Kyle Cooke is out here wearing his alleged prowess like a designer handbag. The 31-year-old Salley Carson wasn’t just some random hookup either—these two got cozy in February and apparently decided to go for round two during Kyle’s travels. But the REAL juice? Lala Kent decided to cosign his performance and spread the word like she was working a PR campaign.
And Kyle? He’s absolutely THRIVING off the compliments. No denial, no awkward deflection, no “I’d rather not discuss my personal life” nonsense. This man is basically taking a victory lap around the reunion stage. It’s giving confidence, it’s giving main character energy, and honestly? We’re kind of obsessed with his unbothered attitude.
The In the City cast is LIVING for this drama too. While some might cringe at their private moments becoming public property, Kyle is treating Lala’s “endorsement” like a Michelin star review. This is peak reality TV behavior, and we’re here for every second of it.
What makes this whole situation absolutely hilarious is that in typical Kyle fashion, he’s not playing coy or humble. He’s owning it with the confidence of someone who knows exactly what he’s doing. Whether you find it charming or absolutely cringe-worthy, you have to admit—the man knows how to keep his name in the conversation.
The reunion is serving drama, romance speculation, and apparently bedroom reviews, and honestly, we’re not mad about it. This is the kind of messy reality television content we’ve been manifesting all season long.
What do you think? A) Kyle’s confidence is hot and we’re here for it B) This is way too much oversharing and needs to stop immediately