Is Rihanna actually human, or does she just refuse to sweat like the rest of us peasants? Because while we’re all melting into puddles during this absolutely brutal heat wave, our girl RiRi and her boo A$AP Rocky are out here looking absolutely FLAWLESS, and frankly, it’s giving unfair advantage energy.
Let’s talk about what went down in this week’s star snaps, shall we? Rihanna and A$AP were spotted braving the scorching temperatures with the kind of effortless cool that makes us want to throw our phones in the trash. While wearing what appears to be actual clothing in 95-degree weather, these two looked like they just walked off a high-fashion editorial shoot. The audacity! The confidence! The clearly magical genetics!
But wait, there’s more drama unfolding in celebrity snapshot land. Alix Earle decided to say goodbye to clothes—I mean, goodbye to reality—by posting the most extra poolside lounging content we’ve seen all season. Girl was serving full resort vibes from what we can only assume is her probably-worth-more-than-our-houses backyard. The comments section? An absolute BATTLEFIELD of thirst and envy, and we are here for every single second of it.
Meanwhile, Chrissy Metz reminded us why she’s our comfort celebrity by keeping it real and relatable in her latest candid shots. Jessica Alba was spotted looking absolutely radiant (still unclear how), and Malin Akerman served us Nordic goddess realness that had everyone’s jaws on the FLOOR. Seriously, what are these women eating? What’s the secret? Are they vampires? We need answers, and we need them NOW.
The internet absolutely EXPLODED with reactions, with stans debating everything from who wore it better to whether these celebrities are actually made of ice. One Twitter user hilariously wrote, ‘Rihanna said climate change? I don’t know her,’ and honestly? They’re not wrong. The fashion discourse has been absolutely unhinged, and we’re obsessed with every second of it.
Fans are going absolutely wild over these snaps, with some demanding styling tutorials and others just accepting their fate as mere mortals who could never. The heat wave has hit everyone differently, apparently, and A-listers are literally just built different.
What do you think? A) Rihanna’s heat wave style is absolutely untouchable and we should all just surrender B) Alix Earle’s poolside content is the real MVP of the week