Is Kyle Cooke trying to rebrand himself as Hollywood’s most eligible bachelor, or has he simply lost his mind at the French Riviera? Because honey, the Summer House hottie just served us the most UNHINGED confession at Cannes Lions, and we are absolutely living for the chaos.
Our boy Kyle decided that the glittering halls of Cannes Lions were the perfect venue to announce his romantic conquests like he’s accepting an award for Most Likely to Kiss and Tell. Self-proclaimed ‘DJ The Kissing Bandit’ has apparently been on quite the makeout marathon in France, and he couldn’t resist giving a special shoutout to someone named Astrid during his reveal. Talk about thirsty! We’re not sure if Astrid is a fellow attendee, a local French beauty, or his own imaginary creation, but Kyle certainly made it LOUD.
The reality TV darling, known for his drama-filled antics on Summer House, has never been one to keep his romantic escapades private—and this Cannes confession proves he has ZERO chill when it comes to spilling the tea. While most celebrities are worried about their carefully curated images, Kyle is out here playing tongue hockey and broadcasting it to the entire world like he’s reading off a teleprompter at the Met Gala.
Social media has absolutely ERUPTED over this revelation. Fans are divided between those who find his shameless confidence hilarious and those who think he’s crossed into cringe territory faster than you can say ‘reality TV meltdown.’ One Twitter user wrote, ‘Kyle really said PDA stands for ‘Please Discuss All romances,’ and honestly? We can’t argue with the man’s commitment to transparency—or should we say, his commitment to making out with random people at international film festivals?
The burning question on everyone’s minds: Is Kyle genuinely catching feelings in the City of Love, or is this just another desperate attempt at staying relevant in the reality TV sphere? Because let’s be real, nothing says ‘I’m still interesting’ like bragging about your lips’ frequent flyer miles.
What do you think? A) Kyle’s confidence is iconic and we’re here for the chaos B) He needs to keep his makeout sessions private and spare us the details