Is Pete Davidson really ready to mingle, or is he just living his best freshly-single life? Because honey, the former SNL funnyman just served LOOKS at the star-studded Pacha nightclub opening, and let’s just say the ladies were absolutely NOT shy about making their interest known.
After calling it quits with model Elsie Hewitt, our comedy king decided to celebrate his newly liberated status in the most Pete way possible—by showing up to an exclusive nightclub bash looking absolutely unbothered. According to a source with the tea, girls were practically throwing themselves at the divisive comedian all night long. We’re talking full-on flirtation station, folks. It’s almost like being freshly single in your late twenties with a Netflix special and a black card is… attractive? Who knew!
The split from Hewitt came as somewhat of a shock to the gossip circuit, but apparently Pete wasted zero time wallowing in his feelings. Instead of posting cryptic breakup songs on Instagram or whatever mortals do, he showed up to one of the hottest nightclub openings of the season looking like he’d just won the lottery. The confidence? Unmatched. The swagger? Through the ROOF.
Fashion insiders noted he kept it casual but intentional—because of course he did. This is Pete we’re talking about, the guy who somehow convinced the fashion world that oversized tracksuits are peak luxury. And yet, here we are, watching girls lose their minds over it anyway.
Insiders suggest the comedian was genuinely enjoying the evening, chatting with guests and soaking up the VIP treatment without the baggage of being coupled up. No wonder the ladies were circling like sharks who’d spotted fresh chum in the water. There’s something undeniably appealing about a guy who’s just… free. Plus, let’s be honest—the SNL credential still hits different.
Sources say Pete stayed late into the night, keeping things classy despite the obvious advances. Whether he actually took any of those phone numbers home remains a delicious mystery, but one thing’s certain: the Pacha opening will be remembered as the unofficial launch of Pete Davidson’s hot girl summer. Or hot guy autumn. Whatever season we’re in, he’s absolutely winning it.
What do you think? A) Pete deserves his thot phase era after SNL drama B) He should focus on himself and skip the club scene