Is Hailee Steinfeld giving us the most relatable celebrity anniversary moment of the year, or is this secretly the most extra “low-key” flex we’ve ever seen?
Listen, honey, when the queen of Hollywood romance decides to spill the tea on her first anniversary with NFL heartthrob Josh Allen, we are HERE for it. And sweetie, the way Hailee described their romantic celebration? It’s giving broke-girl-energy meets million-dollar-couple, and we are absolutely LIVING for the contradiction.
Via her Substack (because of course she did), the 29-year-old “Hawkeye” star revealed that she and her football star hubby celebrated their first year of matrimonial bliss this past weekend with what can only be described as peak millennial romance. “I put on a little mascara and a pair of jeans,” Hailee wrote, as if that’s some sort of groundbreaking beauty ritual. Girl, we’re not sure if that’s a flex or a cry for help, but we’re obsessed with the honesty.
But wait, there’s MORE. The couple dressed up (and we’re using that term VERY loosely) and sat down for a 5pm dinner like they’re already retired at 29. A FIVE PM DINNER. Not brunch, not a fashionably late eight o’clock reservation at some trendy spot. FIVE PM. That’s literally early bird special energy, and frankly, we’re kind of here for it. There’s something so beautifully uncool about being that couple, and honestly? It slaps.
What’s absolutely sending us into orbit is the fact that Hailee felt the need to document this seemingly un-glamorous moment on her Substack newsletter, as if readers were waiting with bated breath to hear about her mascara application and jean selection. The shade of it all! The irony! The relatability disguised as insider access!
Fans are absolutely divided on this one, honey. Some are gushing about how “real” and “grounded” the couple is, while others are wondering if this is the most elaborate humble-brag we’ve witnessed all year. One Twitter user wrote, “They’re literally millionaires celebrating like they’re broke college students,” and honestly? We can’t unsee it.
The Steinfeld-Allen union has been nothing short of adorable since they tied the knot, and clearly, they’re keeping things authentic and wonderfully weird. We stan a couple that doesn’t need Michelin stars to feel special.
What do you think? A) This is the cutest, most relatable celebrity couple moment ever. B) This is the most extra “low-key” flex in recent memory.