Is Dakota Mortensen trying to give us all a collective heart attack? Because honey, the custody battle between him and Taylor Frankie Paul just took a turn for the absolutely UNHINGED.
So get this, tea-lovers: the ex of “Secret Lives of Mormon Wives” star Taylor Frankie Paul just got absolutely SCHOOLED by a judge for letting their precious two-year-old son, Ever, ride on a MOTORCYCLE. Yes, you read that right—a literal death machine on wheels. And not just any motorcycle ride, but one that apparently screamed “terrible parenting decisions” loud enough for the court to take notice. The judge literally had to step in and serve Dakota a reality check wrapped in legal consequences, and we are LIVING for the accountability moment.
The custody battle between these two has been messier than a West Hollywood brunch, dragging on for months now. Ever was born in March 2024, and instead of these two focusing on what’s best for their baby, they’ve been locked in a full-blown legal war that would make reality TV producers weep with joy. But using your toddler as a motorcycle accessory? That’s not just bad parenting—that’s a whole different level of reckless.
The judge apparently did NOT appreciate Dakota’s cavalier attitude toward basic child safety. And honestly? We’re with the judge on this one. There’s a difference between living your best life and literally endangering your child for the ‘gram-worthy moments. Ever is TWO YEARS OLD. He can barely walk without face-planting, and Dakota thought, “Yep, motorcycle time!” The audacity. The sheer audacity.
Fans of the Bravo-adjacent series have been watching this custody situation unfold like a Greek tragedy, and this latest development has them absolutely FUMING. Comments across social media are calling out Dakota for his irresponsible behavior, with everyone from casual viewers to devoted fans expressing their concern for little Ever’s safety. Some are even questioning how this ever happened in the first place.
Taylor Frankie Paul, who’s had her own share of drama with the show and her personal life, now has ammunition in her corner. When a judge literally has to scold your co-parent for endangering your child, it’s pretty clear who the grown-up in this situation is. The courts don’t typically drag people unless there’s legitimate cause for concern, and this incident has definitely made waves in their ongoing legal proceedings.
What do you think about Dakota’s motorcycle moment? A) It’s completely reckless and the judge was RIGHT to step in B) It’s just overprotective court involvement in parenting choices