Did someone really just take a dump on the floor of a Noah Kahan concert? Buckle up, bestie, because this story is absolutely UNHINGED.
The “Stick Season” heartthrob found himself in the most awkward position imaginable after his Friday, June 26 show at Philadelphia’s Citizens Bank Park turned into a bathroom nightmare. And we’re not talking about long lines at the porta-potties, honey. Allegedly, some absolute maniac decided the middle of Noah’s set was the PERFECT time to drop a deuce—literally—right there on the venue floor. Can you even IMAGINE? The footage that circulated was absolutely revolting, and honestly, we can’t unsee what we saw.
But wait, it gets messier (pun absolutely intended). Our boy Noah had to actually ADDRESS this disgusting behavior during his concert, essentially begging fans to use the designated restroom facilities like civilized human beings. We repeat: a world-class musician had to pause his performance to give a lecture on BASIC BATHROOM ETIQUETTE. This is what 2024 has brought us, folks. This is rock bottom. Literally.
The internet absolutely LOST IT when clips of Noah’s PSA started circulating. Fans were torn between being absolutely mortified for their fave and finding the whole situation absolutely hilarious. Some were defending the venue’s bathroom situation, suggesting maybe there weren’t enough facilities for everyone. Others were just horrified that someone would be so disrespectful to literally anyone trying to enjoy a concert.
One Twitter user wrote: “I cannot believe Noah Kahan had to become a bathroom safety advocate in 2024.” Another quipped: “Finally, the concert moment we’ve all been waiting for—a poop PSA.”
Look, we all have moments where nature calls, but there’s literally a TIME and PLACE for everything. These venues have bathrooms, honey. Use them. Don’t become the villain in someone else’s concert story by literally leaving a mess on the floor. Noah deserves better. His fans deserve better. We ALL deserve better.
What do you think? A) Whoever did this should be banned from all future concerts for life B) This is actually hilarious and Noah needs to chill about bathroom humor