Are you ready to find out where the most fabulous power players are *actually* spending their trust funds during Cannes Lions season? Because honey, we just got the tea from Jack Ezon, founder of Embark Beyond, and it’s absolutely EVERYTHING.
Listen, while the rest of us are doom-scrolling on our couches, the entertainment elite are jet-setting to the French Riviera like it’s their personal vacation home. And lucky for us nosy Nancys, Jack Ezon just couldn’t resist spilling all the deets to The Post about where these A-listers are living their best lives during the prestigious festival. Spoiler alert: it involves a lot of rosé, truffle pasta, and accommodations that probably cost more than our annual salaries.
The Embark Beyond guru gave us the full rundown on the *must-visit* spots that have become the unofficial headquarters for industry insiders, celebrities, and anyone with a black card and serious wanderlust. We’re talking hidden gem restaurants where the waiters know your order before you sit down, luxe hotels with views that’ll make you weep, and beach clubs where networking happens between champagne sips. Because apparently, making million-dollar deals is way more fun when you’re tanned and there’s seafood involved.
What’s absolutely hilarious is how these jet-setters have basically turned the Riviera into an exclusive playground. Instagram stories are FILLED with celebrity influencers posing in front of yachts, poolside at boutique hotels, and tucking into dinners that cost more than a used car. Jack’s insider knowledge has become the unofficial celebrity travel bible, and honestly? We’re not mad about it.
The best part? Jack dishes on not just the festival favorites, but where to venture beyond Cannes for that extra sprinkle of glamour this summer. Because apparently, one luxurious coastal destination isn’t enough when you’re living that high life. These fashion and entertainment moguls are treating the entire region like their personal five-star resort.
Fans are already losing their minds, trying to reverse-engineer their own Cannes Lions experience based on these insider tips. TikTok is BUZZING with people like, “If I save for three years, could I afford one meal at Jack’s recommendation?” (Spoiler: probably not, bestie.)
What do you think? A) I’m booking a Cannes trip immediately and eating ramen for a year to afford it B) I’ll just live vicariously through celebrity Instagram stories like a normal person