Is the Kennedy family finally ready to spill the TEA about their most controversial relative? Because Jack Schlossberg just did, and we are LIVING for the drama, darling.
In a preview of his upcoming Politico interview with Dasha Burns, the 33-year-old JFK grandson absolutely WENT THERE when discussing his relationship—or should we say, LACK thereof—with his cousin Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Buckle up, buttercups, because this is where things get deliciously awkward.
When asked about the last time he actually spoke to RFK Jr., Schlossberg didn’t mince words: “I had a dream about him the other night but before that it was when I was about 16.” SEVENTEEN YEARS, honey. SEVENTEEN. That’s not a family reunion gap, that’s practically a generational divide! We’re talking about not speaking for nearly two decades. The shade of it all!
For those keeping score at home, that means these cousins have been radio silent since Schlossberg was a teenager. No holiday dinners. No family brunches. No awkward small talk at Kennedy compound gatherings. Just pure, unadulterated silence wrapped in what we can only assume is a LOT of family dysfunction.
And let’s be real—this bombshell comes at the PERFECT time, given RFK Jr.’s increasingly controversial political positions and his recent ventures into the spotlight. It’s almost like the Kennedy establishment is quietly distancing themselves, one interview at a time. How very civilized. How very Kennedy.
Schlossberg, who has carved out his own identity as a writer and cultural commentator (bless his heart for trying), seems to be drawing a very deliberate line between himself and his infamous cousin. And honestly? We respect the energy. Nothing says “I’m my own person” quite like admitting you haven’t spoken to a family member since you were barely old enough to drive.
The question everyone’s asking now: Is this the beginning of a full-on Kennedy family exposé? Will other relatives start dropping their own bombshells about RFK Jr.? Stay tuned because we have a feeling this family tree is about to get VERY messy, and we are here for every delicious second.
What do you think? A) Jack is justified in keeping his distance from RFK Jr. B) This is dramatic family shade and we’re obsessed with it