Is there ANYTHING more insufferable than watching newly married celebrities absolutely devour each other in public? Because Dua Lipa and Callum Turner are here to test that theory, and honey, they are PASSING with flying colors.
The “Physical” hitmaker and her British actor beau—who literally said “I do” in the most extra Italian ceremony earlier this month—have been absolutely GLUED to each other while living their best dolce vita fantasy. We’re talking lip-locked strolls through cobblestone streets, hand-holding that looks more like a wrestling match, and enough PDA to make even the Pope blush. Seriously, these two are giving “we just discovered making out exists” energy, and we are HERE for every single cringe-worthy moment.
Sources close to the couple report they’ve been spotted at various romantic Italian hotspots—because apparently booking ONE private villa wasn’t intimate enough. They’re hitting restaurants, wandering through charming piazzas, and generally reminding everyone within a five-mile radius that yes, they ARE in love. The audacity! The confidence! The complete disregard for the comfort of surrounding tourists!
Fashion-wise, Dua has been serving Mediterranean chic realness in linen and silk, while Callum plays the dutiful hubby in designer everything. They’re literally a walking Vogue editorial, except with more tongue action and significantly less dignity.
Naturally, the internet is having a FIELD DAY. Their honeymoon pics have the comment sections EXPLODING with heart emojis, jealous tweets, and a surprising number of “get a room” jokes—which, to be fair, they literally already have. Multiple rooms. Probably. The sheer audacity of this newlywed energy is something we mortals can only dream about.
What makes this even MORE delicious? The couple managed to keep their relationship relatively lowkey before surprise-dropping their engagement on us like the celebrity gods they are. And now they’re out here acting like teenagers on spring break. The character development! The romance! The questionable public displays of affection!
Dua’s fans are absolutely living for her happiness, while Callum’s admirers are quietly seething that he’s officially off the market. The man went from brooding British actor to lovesick honeymooner, and honestly? We’re obsessed with this version of him.
So spill the tea, gorgeous readers—is this level of newlywed PDA absolutely adorable or absolutely CRINGE?
What do you think? A) They’re couple goals and I’m living for the romance! B) Please get a room and spare us the public displays!