Is Love After Lockup’s Cyrus EVER going to get his act together, or are we just watching a never-ending cycle of bad decisions unfold on national television? Honey, grab your coffee because we are LIVING for this tea, and it is absolutely piping hot.
According to exclusive court records obtained by Starcasm (and we are obsessed with the intel), Season 11’s resident bad boy Cyrus is back behind bars in Colorado, and darling, the charges are NOT cute. We’re talking MULTIPLE felonies here, people. Not a little slip-up. Not a minor oopsie. FELONIES. Plural.
The drama unfolded when a parole officer decided to surprise our boy with an impromptu visit—you know, just doing their job and keeping tabs on the formerly incarcerated. But PLOT TWIST: when they arrived at the apartment (which, let’s be real, matches Dia’s address), they allegedly discovered multiple firearms AND drugs just chillin’ in there like they owned the place. Spoiler alert: they definitely didn’t own the place, and they definitely shouldn’t have been there.
Now, let’s talk about Dia for a second, because our girl is apparently playing a dangerous game. She’s out here trying to make a relationship work with someone who literally cannot seem to stay out of prison. We love the optimism, we really do, but at some point, you have to ask yourself: is this love, or is this a really bad habit? The Love After Lockup producers are probably already rubbing their hands together, knowing this season’s finale is GOLD.
Reality TV fans are absolutely losing it on social media right now. Some are defending Dia as being naive and manipulated, while others are straight-up asking if she was aware of the contraband situation. And honestly? We’re here for the discourse because this is MESSY in the best way possible.
This isn’t Cyrus’s first rodeo with the law either—the man has a résumé longer than his relationship timeline. But will he learn? Will Dia finally pack her bags? Will Love After Lockup milk this storyline for all it’s worth? Only time will tell, bestie.
What do you think? A) Dia should dump Cyrus immediately because this is a dangerous pattern B) They deserve each other and this is their path to redemption