Did anyone actually think Farrah Abraham had a shot at winning a City Council seat in Austin, or were we all just here for the inevitable meltdown?
The former Teen Mom OG star crashed and burned in the District 5 race on November 3, 2026, pulling a humiliating 10.05% of the vote. That’s dead last in a four-person field, honey. Incumbent Ryan Alter coasted to victory with 47.77%, while David Weinberg grabbed 26.18% and even the other challenger managed to outpace Farrah’s reality TV fame. Unofficial results from KUT News confirm what we all knew: Austin voters aren’t buying what the frozen yogurt entrepreneur is selling.
But here’s the kicker — Farrah isn’t taking the L. She’s already telling anyone who’ll listen that 2028 is her year for a mayoral run. The delusion? Immaculate. The confidence? Unmatched. This is the same woman who brought us “Farrah’s Frozen Yogurt” drama, multiple adult film “leaks,” and enough plastic surgery to fund a small country’s GDP. Now she wants to run a city that hosts SXSW and actually functions? Bless her heart.
Social media is having a field day. Twitter/X is flooded with clips of her infamous “I’m a celebrity” rants juxtaposed with the vote totals. One user wrote: “Farrah Abraham getting 10% in Austin is the funniest thing to happen to Texas since Ted Cruz fled to Cancun.” Another added: “She thinks she’s the next AOC but she’s really just the next Omarosa.” Ouch. Even her Teen Mom co-stars are suspiciously silent — no “congrats on the run” posts from Maci or Amber. The shade is deafening.
What do you think? A) Farrah 2028: Mayor of Austin, let’s go! B) Girl, please — stick to Cameos and leave governance to the grown-ups