How many chances does one man need before his girlfriend finally says ENOUGH? Because honey, Love After Lockup’s resident bad boy Cyrus just landed himself back behind bars, and we are LIVING for this tea.

According to exclusive court records obtained by Starcasm, Cyrus—yes, the same guy from Season 11 who promised to turn his life around—is currently rotting in a Colorado jail facing MULTIPLE felony charges. And sweetie, the details are absolutely juicy. A parole officer conducted a surprise visit to an apartment (that just happens to be registered under girlfriend Dia’s name, make it make sense), and what did they allegedly find? Not one, not two, but MULTIPLE firearms and a stash of drugs. Talk about a parole violation!

The irony is almost too thick to cut with a knife. Here’s a man who literally just got out of prison, promised his devoted girlfriend that he was a changed man, and somehow managed to get himself right back into federal custody with even MORE charges this time. It’s giving “I learned absolutely nothing,” and honestly, the audacity is almost impressive.

What makes this situation even messier is that police records show the apartment—you know, where all these illegal items were allegedly found—is Dia’s residence. So either this man had a complete disregard for his girlfriend’s freedom and future, or Dia’s got some serious questions to answer herself. Either way, the optics are absolutely TERRIBLE for everyone involved.

Fans of the show are absolutely LOSING IT on social media. One Twitter user wrote: “This man really said ‘let me sabotage both our lives’ and then went for it.” Another commented: “And Dia is still defending him, aren’t we shocked? Not really.” The comments are merciless, and honestly, can you blame them? Love After Lockup viewers have watched this storyline play out a million times, and they’re TIRED.

This is exactly why the show exists—the absolute chaos of trying to build relationships when one person is fresh out of the penitentiary with apparently zero impulse control. Dia must be absolutely devastated, though we’re betting her lawyer is THRIVING right now.

What do you think? A) Cyrus needs to stay locked up for good, or B) Dia should have known better than to date an inmate in the first place?

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