Is Pete Davidson allergic to keeping his exes out of his mouth, or is he just that messy? Because honey, the man is out here singing praises about his ex Kim Kardashian while his relationship with Elsie Hewitt is apparently crashing and burning faster than your ex’s new relationship. Talk about being stuck in the past!

Our favorite Saturday Night Live comedian simply cannot help himself when it comes to waxing poetic about the Kardashian queen. While the details of his split from model Elsie Hewitt remain murky and frankly chaotic, Pete has been absolutely gushing about Kim being “superhuman” and basically everything he could’ve asked for. Girl, we get it—Kim is iconic. But maybe keep those compliments locked away when you’re dealing with relationship drama? Just a thought!

Sources close to the situation reveal that Pete’s messy breakup from Elsie has been anything but amicable, which makes his continued praise for Kim feel like he’s intentionally throwing salt in the wound. The contrast between his glowing comments about the SKIMS mogul and the apparent dumpster fire situation with Elsie is giving major mixed signals. Either Pete has no filter whatsoever, or he’s secretly hoping to manifest a Kim reunion by speaking it into existence. The delusion is actually impressive!

What’s even more hilarious is that Pete seems completely unbothered by the optics of this situation. He’s out here treating his exes like a highlight reel, praising one while another is presumably reading his interviews and steaming mad. The audacity! The lack of self-awareness! We’re living for the chaos, but let’s be real—this energy is definitely not giving “emotionally intelligent king.”

Fans on social media are absolutely losing it over Pete’s shameless thirst for his ex Kim while dealing with Elsie drama simultaneously. Twitter is having a field day with memes, hot takes, and plenty of justified criticism about his inability to move on gracefully. Some are defending him as just being nice, but others are calling out the emotional immaturity of airing all this business publicly.

The reality is that Pete Davidson’s love life reads like a reality TV script written by someone who has never actually experienced human emotion. While we’re here for the entertainment value, his exes definitely deserve better. Kim’s already moved on to bigger and better, and Elsie? Well, she deserves someone who isn’t constantly comparing her to his exes.

What do you think? A) Pete should learn when to keep his mouth shut about his exes B) It’s cute that he stays friendly with Kim despite their breakup

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