Did Porsha Williams really win BIG in this divorce, or is Simon Guobadia about to have the last laugh? Buckle up, babes, because this tea is PIPING hot and we are here for every sip of it!
Listen, when word broke that our beloved Porsha had secured the deed to a multimillion-dollar mansion as part of her divorce settlement with Simon Guobadia, we were ready to throw her a celebration parade. The Real Housewives of Atlanta queen was out here securing the bag AND the property! Goals, right? WRONG. Because apparently, Simon wasn’t about to let his ex-wife have all the glory without reminding everyone who the REAL baller in this situation is.
In true petty fashion—and we LIVE for it—Simon swooped in with a clap back so fierce it could blow your weave back. This man literally said “hold my drink” and proceeded to flex his own wealth, assets, and accomplishments like he was auditioning for a Forbes cover shoot. The audacity! The confidence! We cannot make this up, and honestly, we wouldn’t want to.
Social media absolutely ERUPTED when the screenshots started circulating. Twitter was doing backflips, Instagram comments sections turned into a full-blown courthouse, and TikTok had a field day breaking down every single word of his response. Fans were divided faster than you can say “Real Housewives drama.” Some were Team Porsha, insisting that she deserves every penny and property after what she’s been through. Others were like, “Okay Simon, we see you flexing too!”
The irony here is absolutely DELICIOUS. Here we have two successful entrepreneurs going back and forth about their wealth and assets on social media like teenagers in a group chat. Meanwhile, their lawyers are probably having a collective meltdown watching this unfold in real-time. This is what happens when egos meet Instagram, honey.
What makes this even messier is that both of them have legitimate reasons to flex. Porsha’s built an empire with her businesses, and Simon’s out here with his own impressive portfolio. But the fact that they felt the need to remind everyone about it simultaneously? The pettiness level is ASTRONOMICAL, and we are absolutely obsessed.
The internet is having a field day wondering who’s ACTUALLY winning this divorce. Is it the person with the property or the person making sure everyone knows their net worth? What do you think? A) Porsha Won With That Mansion, Period. B) Simon Showed Out And Proved He’s Still On Top.