Is Netflix’s Love Is Blind actually the ultimate love potion, or are these couples just really, REALLY good at making babies?
Listen, we all remember watching Zack Goytowski and Bliss Poureetezadi-Goytowski say “I do” to people they’d never seen before, and honestly? The jury’s still out on whether that was romantic or absolutely unhinged. But apparently, it was VERY romantic because these two lovebirds didn’t just prove that love is blind—they proved that it’s also fertile. The Season 4 power couple welcomed their daughter Galileo in May 2024 (yes, they named her after a Renaissance astronomer, because subtle isn’t in their vocabulary), followed by son Polaris in June 2026. Two babies in just over two years? These people are COMMITTED to their commitment.
But here’s where it gets juicy, bestie. Zack and Bliss weren’t just any Love Is Blind success story—they were THE success story that made everyone believe the whole crazy premise might actually work. While other couples were busy screaming at each other in the pods, these two were apparently already planning their nursery. Talk about working faster than a TLC production schedule!
The couple has been absolutely insufferable—er, adorable—on social media, sharing their parenting journey with the kind of enthusiasm that makes regular parents look lazy. We’re talking coordinated family photos, milestone updates, and probably the most carefully curated Instagram aesthetic since the Kardashians invented the concept. The internet has been LIVING for their content, and honestly? We can’t blame them. Baby Galileo and little Polaris are absolutely precious, and watching Zack transform from skeptical groom to doting daddy has been the wholesome content we didn’t know we needed.
Other Love Is Blind alumni are apparently taking notes because suddenly the whole franchise is basically a baby factory. It’s like Netflix created a dating show that doubles as a fertility clinic, and we’re not complaining about the results.
The real question everyone’s asking? Are these Love Is Blind babies going to have their own reality show by age five? Because honestly, we’d watch it. These kids are already more interesting than most of the couples on Season 8.
What do you think? A) Zack and Bliss are couple goals and deserve all the baby photos B) They’re oversharing and need to chill with the Instagram content?