Is Cole LaBrant finally admitting that his family’s aesthetically perfect new mansion was actually a safety nightmare? Buckle up, because this influencer just spilled some seriously sassy tea about his latest real estate flex.
The social media darling and his wife Savannah recently gushed about their dreamy new pad, and naturally, every basic detail has been documented for their millions of followers. But here’s where it gets juicy: Cole revealed that their “favorite thing” about the house wasn’t the marble countertops, the walk-in closets, or even the premium location. No, honey—it was the POOL. Shocking, we know. What’s NOT shocking? The fact that this luxury mansion came without basic safety features. Cole admitted their gorgeous pool was literally just… sitting there… unprotected like a celebrity without a prenup.
“We spent literally all summer inside of it,” Cole gushed, because apparently that’s what happens when you have unlimited funds and no parental responsibility kink. But here’s where our man had to get real: the pool was missing a GATE. You know, that minor little thing called SAFETY EQUIPMENT? The very first thing Cole and Savannah had to buy for their new six-figure home wasn’t décor or upgrades—it was a fence to keep their children from becoming a tragic headline. Romance! Goals!
Let’s be honest, this is giving major “rich people problems” energy. Most families would be thrilled to have any pool, but Cole needed to prioritize not losing his kids to a swimming accident. The audacity of selling a luxury home without pool fencing in a house where you’re raising multiple children is absolutely UNHINGED. Did the real estate agent just… forget that part? Did the inspection crew check their phones instead of the premises?
The LaBrants have built their entire brand on appearing like the perfect family, so naturally, this admission is lowkey embarrassing. They’re out here buying homes that require “crucial changes” for basic child safety. Meanwhile, their followers are probably wondering what OTHER safety features their mansion was mysteriously lacking.
Fans are having a FIELD DAY in the comments, torn between sympathizing with new homeowner problems and absolutely roasting the idea that a multi-million-dollar property needs a parent to install protection for their own children. The irony? Cole’s making content about it anyway, because content is CONTENT, even when it’s admitting your house came half-baked.
What do you think? A) Cole’s right to call out unsafe real estate practices B) This is the definition of rich people problems and we should stop caring?