Is your alter-ego about to land you in actual prison, honey? Because Love After Lockup star Dia just took “Coco’s meaner side” to a whole new level—and we’re not talking about a nasty comment on Instagram.
Our favorite reality TV trainwreck revealed on the show that she has an entire evil twin living rent-free in her head. “Coco’s the meaner side of Dia,” she casually explained, as if discussing a personality disorder on national television was totally normal. “We don’t like Coco to come out. Cyrus has seen Coco a few times and he don’t like Coco.” Well, plot twist: neither did her ex-husband. Or that female friend whose truck is now basically modern art courtesy of Dia’s gardening tools.
That’s right, bestie. Dia was arrested after allegedly taking a rake—yes, an actual garden rake—to some poor woman’s vehicle. We don’t know what this friend did to summon Coco from the depths of Dia’s psyche, but apparently it was rake-worthy. Was she looking at Cyrus too long? Did she dare to disagree with Dia? Did she simply exist within arm’s reach? The questions are ENDLESS.
The fact that Dia is literally on television admitting she has an uncontrollable alter-ego while also getting arrested for violent property damage is the kind of self-sabotage we’ve come to expect from Love After Lockup. Like girl, maybe don’t advertise your split personality if you’re going to use it as a legal defense? Just a thought!
Fans are absolutely losing it on social media, with some defending her “complicated mental health journey” while others are simply asking: who keeps a rake that accessible to someone with Coco? It’s giving unhinged energy, and honestly? We’re here for every second of this disaster. Love After Lockup never disappoints when it comes to providing absolute chaos—this season is basically writing itself.
What do you think? A) Coco is a legitimate mental health issue and Dia needs serious help, or B) This is pure reality TV theatrics and Dia needs to pay for that truck damage immediately?